Earlier tonight a complete stranger looked at me holding my bathtub-sized movie theater Diet Coke and told me that he didn’t think I needed the caffeine. While the intervention meant a lot to me, sir, you must allow me my carbonation. I’m home with the family for the holiday and you should just be glad (in keeping with the spirit, perhaps even give thanks) that it’s not a tub of gin.


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