nice play, but why’s the field all bloody?

Here’s part of the sports report that I saw on the news tonight: “Guy McFootballington, whose wife stabbed him the night before, ran the ball whatever number of yards…”

They said “stabbed” with all the casualness of “cooked him lasagna” or “bought him a new shirt.” I’ll never again say that football is boring.

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