A Whole New Meaning To Shit Or Get Off The Pot. Oh, What, Like The Times Wouldn’t Have Used That Headline If They Could’ve?

This is my favorite picture of my mom and I.


Great, right? The shirt! The wallpaper! The 70s, man! Although, honestly, if you took away the brush and gave me a knife, it would bear more than a slight resemblance to this.


Anyway, my point is not that I’m permanently damaged because I spent my childhood looking like a cross between John Denver and a serial killer trapped in the body of a psychopathic doll. My point is that Eliot Spitzer’s Kristen doesn’t have to be the only one flashing her goods all over the Internet. Mine may be innocently diapered, but there it is. I stand in solidarity with you, girl.

Well, you and the girl who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years. We’ve all been hearing a lot about the ick factor of this situation, but do you know what we’re really talking about here, people? A love story. It takes love (twoo wuv) to not only stay with someone whose ASS HAS FUSED TO THE TOILET, but to take care of them the entire time.

Then again, it’s not like he could leave her. Bitch was on his can.


6 Responses to “A Whole New Meaning To Shit Or Get Off The Pot. Oh, What, Like The Times Wouldn’t Have Used That Headline If They Could’ve?”

  1. 1 stefanie March 16, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    I have no idea what you’re talking about with the toilet story, but I will always enjoy that photo of Disco Roller Red.

  2. 2 Pants March 17, 2008 at 12:02 am

    That toilet story has melted my mind with a load of horrific questions.

  3. 3 -R- March 17, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    You are way cuter than Chucky. And the call girl.

  4. 4 Kate March 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Cute overload! You and your mom just look so happy. And who wouldn’t be happy after a day of successful disco roller-ing?

  5. 5 Lara March 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. I forgot about the toilet girl story. Man, that was one crazy-assed (snicker) woman.

    Also, I love the Disco Roller Red! 🙂

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