In Response To The Crazy Shit That People Google And Then Land Here At The Tent

“florine mark is ugly”
All God’s creatures are beautiful. Except ohmygodIknow. What’s wrong with her face?

“brittany fairchild porn”
That was the fake name I gave when I did bad things in college. Apparently I do porn now. Schizophrenia makes my head cloudy sometimes.

“nosy coworkers, how to deal”
Smile and go back to your laptop.

“prozac does sex drive come back”
No. One word: Wellbutrin.

“not so good with the advice and sarcastic”
Well! Thanks a lot, internet.

“other names for cupcake”
Fancy muffin?

“albino mermaids”
HOT.

“felicity show underage bar ben”
Felicity was the best show on TV! I have all the DVDs! I mean, uh, moving on.

“la mer body creme”
Buy it!

“cute college frat sporty guy blog”
You found it, clearly.

“groupie strep, pregnancy”
Where to begin?

“j.f.k face cupcake”
There’s no reason in the world to make these.

“do men call women?”
He’s just not that into you.

“what do cupcakes mean”
Very existential. Stick around and we’ll figure it out… man.

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7 Responses to “In Response To The Crazy Shit That People Google And Then Land Here At The Tent”


  1. 1 Kate March 28, 2008 at 1:31 am

    I love all these and am stealing your idea.

  2. 2 Dutchess of Kickball March 28, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Albino mermaids? That must be why I’m single. All the boys are out looking to albino mermaids. Damn it!

  3. 3 Allie March 28, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Those are so funny. Mine are all fairly normal. The weirdest one is “I have no friends.” I get hits on that search a lot.

  4. 4 -R- March 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    What bar did Felicity and Ben always go to? They would ALWAYS get served when they were underaged. Man. I would have loved that place in college.

  5. 5 Red March 31, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Kate, do it!

    Dutchess, you didn’t get the memo?

    Allie, that’s hilarious! And sad. Wait, maybe more sad.

    -R-, Dean and Deluca? I don’t know, they were just there and in their dorm room having meaningful conversations and wearing sweaters. 🙂

  6. 6 e.darcy April 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    OOOH I love this! I have to steal the idea… I just wish that I got fun ones like you, I mostly get starving babies. Hmph

  7. 7 Jennie31 December 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I googled “Why do people pronounce ‘frustrated’ ‘fustrated’?” For your f.y.i. 🙂


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