Hi, I’m Red.  Thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings on your company’s dime.  I’m in my late 30s, live outside Boston, and work in school administration in order to expedite the corruption of tomorrow’s leaders.

Speaking of, why are principals in pop culture always such useless, aggressive jackasses? Even in crappy Lifetime movies where someone’s daughter gets murdered in the locker room or something, they’re all, “What do you want me to tell you, Mrs. Henderson? Kids will be kids!”

Aside from kid wrangling and supporting locker room murders, I like reading books, writing things, taking pictures, jogging very slowly, watching baseball, dancing in my kitchen, 80s soft rock, and extreme weather, the kind where they come on TV and tell you not to leave the house. I like going places with my family and friends where the people are nice, the food is spicy, and the Sox are on.

I started this blog ten (!) years ago, and have gone from writing in it daily to abandoning it altogether. I guess I’m getting back to my roots. Years later, some things have changed (I buy more expensive wine) and some things haven’t (I still put sparkling water in it).

So welcome, or welcome back. I’m happy to be here, and happy you are too.

2 Responses to “About”

  1. 1 philthepill136286 July 17, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    I just wanted to say that your writing is some of the funniest I’ve read online. Kudos.

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